April Fool

I swear I blinked and two months flew by undetected. It’s like when you wake up 15 minutes early and you’re like, “Whatevs, back to sleep. I’ll just wake up exactly on time.” Yeeaaahhhh, I put too much faith in my internal clock. I mean, it’s usually got my back… usually. How is that like missing two months of posting on my blog? Umm… uuummmmmmm… I guess I just expected my brain to post in a timely manner when I wasn’t expecting it? I love you, Procrastination. You’re always there for me.

I have been playing games, though. Best believe that, boo. GABLARGH! I need to talk about the amazingness of Orccon, but then International Tabletop Day is tomorrow!

First of all… OrcCon was hella cool. I am now a big fan of Strategicon. They have awesome pricing. If you’re a member of BoardGameGeek or of a bazillion other choices, you get a nice discount. I’m talking three Strategicon conventions for $100. Like whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Buying just one weekend pass with the discount is $45. So, that’s a friggin’ awesome deal, yo. I’m about the Savings life, y’all. That said, I totally forgot to take advantage last time… I’ll post a separate, more in-depth, post about OrcCon. Just in time for you to plan your trip to the next Strategicon event, Gamex, which is on Memorial Day weekend.

Can I just take a minute to talk about my amazing haul from OrcCon, though? I had been prepping [working my ass off] to splurge, but I didn’t expect to walk away with so friggin’ many games. photo

I haven’t even gotten to play them all, damn it. I have been absolutely STUCK on Sheriff of Nottingham. That is my motherbleepin JAM! THAT IS MY JELLY! It’s bluffing, it’s swindling, it’s lying and cheating. SHOMYGAWSH, I love that game so much. Me playing is just nonstop maniacal laughter. I’m really going to try to play other things tomorrow for International Tabletop Day, but I can’t promise anything. The gaming menu so far consists of Avalon, Marrying Mr. Darcy, Sheriff of Nottingham and MAYBE Seasons. I was thinking of playing the Game of Thrones board game to prep for the season 5 premiere, but I might just save that for Sunday.

Tomorrow’s boardgame bash should be a cool little shindig. I’m expecting quite a few noobz- my super gorgeous coworkers who have patiently listened to all  my gushing about gaming. It’s about to go down, y’all. Some of my regular (not-so-new-anymore) buds will be there and my new geek boyfriend. He’s not new to geekery, believe me, but he is new to my collection… a collection which now equates to one dood. Oh, monogamy, you greedy fool. You know he’s a keeper if, to him, ‘sports’ means StarCraft competitions. I’m not even playin’. /swoon

That’s not the only distraction in my life, though. World Literature, Statistics and Chicano Studies are kicking my bootsy- the other three classes are easy… I’m tutoring students with learning disabilities now. I’m working like craycray. Soon, I’ll hear back from the universities that I applied to transfer into. This is an exciting time, y’all! That said, my writing needs to hold a special place in my day. Sheeeeeeesh. Self-care, people. Don’t see about it- be about it.

Me and My V

Valentines Day is upon us! Or rather… the second day of OrcCon! I can’t decide which I’m more excited about. Okay, let’s be real- OrcCon is gonna be the place to be. Eye candy all day. I’m just sooo, so into gamer boys. Where better to find them? I’m excited, even though most dudes are not even going to smell the romance in the air. Here’s how to mix some Rom in your GameCon.

Enter a tournament!

This works whether you’re single or attached. You and your love(s) can enter a tourney together, sort of spend time together and also have some fun competition! You can make bets- like whoever places higher gets a massage. ;] For you single folk, this is like Gamer Speed Dating. Mingle that ish up!

Paint!

Every con I’ve been to has had a painting station. You and yours could do that together! Paint something for each other and then exchange! I wouldn’t suggest this to single folks. I think it’d just be kind of creepy to hand a stranger a miniature. I mean, unless you’re just way suaver than I am. I couldn’t make it work. Though, I might think that was super cute if some dude busted one out… Maybe.

Schedule dates!

Go off and do your own thing. Don’t hit each other up, but schedule times where you have lunch together or a snack or a stroll. A nice solid hour where you have boo time.

Strategize your game!

I mean come on, you plan your game game. Plan your prowl! I suggest striking conversations with cuties by asking, “what’s your game?” Totally worked on me. All that dude had to do was ask for my digits. Elevator guy, this one’s for you. ;)

Support!
If you brought your non-gaming boo, make sure you keep them entertained. Download movies on their mobile device, buy them a cool book. For the nongamers, make a sign for your honey! Cheer them on at tournaments. Get silly with it! Especially do it for some tiny tournament.

That’s all you gotta do, players. If you’re at OrcCon this weekend, please observe all the diverse honies. I’m in heaven. Good luck with your gaming!

Getting Back in the Game

I thought I procrastinated on all my math homework, but when I logged into the portal, they were completed. I did them yesterday! That was a beautiful moment. Of course, my first instinct was, “OMG, I can totally go to D’s kickback now!” Then I realized I should start cracking at the mountain of homework due tomorrow. Damn you, short winter session and your insane workload! Anyway, I also realized that I haven’t posted here in months. BUT NOW I HAVE TIME! Thank you, Past Me.

Not much blogging, but gaming has been happening! I got my very own copy of Gravwell for Christmas, as well as Forbidden Desert (haven’t gotten a chance to play, yet). I was so stoked to show my nongamer friends Gravwell. I was like, “Don’t worry, guys, I almost always win. So, don’t be butthurt.” If you’ve read my blog, you know that Gravwell is MY game. That’s me all day. Yeeeaaahhhh. I have not won a single game played against my homies. None of these people are gamers. NONE OF THEM! I mean, yeah, they’re down to ride but they’re not ridERs. Knawhatimsayin? Before bringing it back to LA, my record was something like 12 – 3. My buds and I have played 6 or 7 times, but I have not won a SINGLE FRIGGIN GAME against them! My life is a lie!

I’ve been reflecting, though. I set out to spread the joys of tabletop gaming to my noobie bros, which is going pretty well, but I have to be ready for them to be good. I mean, maybe I’m just too good of a teacher. They’re probably absorbing my skill. That happens, right? It may sound childish. But hello?! Huge ego hit being schooled by fools. If you guys try to teach your super nongamer buds and then they all beat you at your best thing, you’d probably be perturbed, too. But don’t be! Enjoy the game! Love that they’re playing! Shake it off like Taylor Swift… but also up your game, playa. I mean this could all be part of my ploy. Perhaps I’m just so good at gaming, that I’m subconsciously training my friends to be awesome gamers so that they’ll agree to play longer and harder games because their confidence will grow. Yes, yes, that’s it.

There are some awesome places to game out in LA, by the way. I’m trying to find the cool spots that people might not realize are board game friendly. I have two that I know so far and will post the list when I get a few more. They’re places that are super board game friendly, but aren’t necessarily advertised that way. Hipster secrets to be revealed soon! OrcCon is also coming up! The Strategicon peeps refer to that weekend as Presidents Day weekend, but helloooo? It’s VDAY weekend, y’all! If you’re single and going to OrcCon, I’ve got some tips for you next week! What, what?!

Busy Bee (Mini-Guide to Getting More Game Time)

In case you hadn’t caught on, I’m a college student and this semester is crazy as hell. I’m taking one billion units and working two jobs. I mean it’s cool, I love being a student! I’m going to have awesome stories to tell when I’m older and stable, but it is not easy fitting gaming in. I’m seriously sitting in the library at the beginning of a loooong all-nighter (which won’t be nearly as cool as the gaming marathon that I just participated in). I’m halfway through a monster paper that’s due tomorrow (woohoo, planning!). BUT! I am still finding time to game in my crazy schedule. Here are a few basic tips to incorporating more game time, babies.

Bring a deck of cards.

You can bust out the oldies but goodies in between study sessions. If you’re with a buddy, play some easy ish like Speed or War. You really don’t have to think much and it’ll get your adrenaline going. Plus stuff like Slap Jack is an awesome way to flirt with your hot study partner. (Totes worked for me) Hello? You get to touch each other.

Apps!

Headsup is the best time-killer evs- especially when you’re waiting in lines.

Kickbacks

Most college kids hang out. Whatever, I’m super busy but I’m going to chill with my buds every now and then. Show yours some cool stuff when you’re kickin’ back! There are plenty of good games that are easy to learn and noob-friendly. I’ve written about a bunch on here. Shout out to Coup and Dubious Alliance– those are card based, so not as intimidating to noobs.

Alright, I have a monster assignment screaming my name. Good luck with your games!

On The Real, Though. (24 Hr Gaming Marathon Recap +KIDS!)

This past saturday was Extra Life‘s 24 hour gaming marathon to benefit Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals. My team chose to support Children’s Hospital Oakland and raised $5,275! We also used the event to remember my late nephew, Lakas, his giving nature and his love of gaming. This weekend reminded me why I wanted to get into the gaming community and why I love it so much. I was an awkward kid and if I had found cons sooner, I probably would’ve been way happier as a (pre)teenager. I definitely had my fun later- I talk about being a party girl and whatever, but who knows how I could have flourished?

IMG_6616Gaming teaches kids how to be creative, how to tell stories, how to think strategically. It was so great to be surrounded by so many young minds getting into tabletop stuff. I’m lucky to have family members that game and that let kids do their thing. These youngsters IMG_6635are so bright and have such great ideas when they just get a little bit of encouragement. We played some pretty simple games like Cash and Guns, which the boys were into. That game has a healthy dose of competition and a little bit of cooperation. It was perfect to warm up the day. Later, those boys got down with some Marrying Mr. Darcy, too. That game is pretty femme, but these little boys were not at all bothered by gender. We laughed and yelled about stealin’ men from each other. One particular moment was cool when this little 8th grader proclaimed, “This game is fun!” I think he was a little skeptical at first, but soon he was calling dibs on Mr. Denny. He totally failed, by the way. I’m pretty sure he ended up a poor spinster. *cough* That’s what ya get for tryin’ my man.

I always feel so comfortable when surrounded by gamers or even just gaming. This event was bittersweet, though, as Lakas’ presence was definitely missing. He would have loved IMG_6639every moment and would have been a happy, willing participant in almost every game or minievent happening that day. Even at his young age, Lakas was able to make everyone feel included. He would’ve been running and playing harder than anyone. I was the only adult to participate in the foam weapon/nerf gun war. There had to be like 15 kids running through that house. It would’ve been so great to bond with him then. Kids are the best LARPers. They all ran from my “bubbles of death”- which were just soap bubbles. He would’ve been right there with us, laughing and battling. All those happy kids were a good reminder of his energy, though.

I don’t always use the drinking rules I set up because some of the best game sessions happen with youngsters. They have the weirdest ideas, but if you listen to them, they’re usually super brilliaIMG_6596nt or hilarious. Some of the best strategy tips I’ve received have been from 5th graders. Don’t hate the player or the game, mang.

I think my reign over Gravwell has ended. I lost twice this weekend and that brings me to 6-3. Oh, the sadness. I like to think I just added a select few to my winners circle. Yeah, let’s go with that. I mean the one-on-one game doesn’t count, right?

IMG_6628The food was a definite win. Seriously a cheese plate for gaming? Best idea ever. Turns out that it is easy bein’ cheesy. Plus some of the yummiest pizza ever.

IMG_6619Also a burrito bar that I forgot to take a picture of, but didn’t forget to eat. The mountain dew was a total necessity, too. I didn’t have any of that… but it was there. I saw it.

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I most definitely won the Game of Thrones Board Game. That lasted for a million years. Two dads kept battling each other and one was super pissed because I somehow got the Raven, the Valyrian Steel Sword and the Iron Throne all at once. He was losing for awhile, but came back. I still won, though… because games that require a lot ofIMG_6648

intelligence are usually my forte. You know, with my brilliance and all.

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Here are all the losers.

Smack talk is probably my favorite part of gaming. I just can’t help it! I’m so competitive… and witty… and smart. It just happens!

I mean, you can smack talk and still cherish the sense of community, right?

On the real, though, this past weekend was so amazing. Participating in that fundraiser, being with the coolest kids ever (shout out to B and even Ramen Noodles), winning, losing, and just gaming. If you can run your own gaming marathon, you should- ESPECIALLY for an awesome cause like Extra Life. It’s super easy to put your own team together. Do it! Immerse in the game! Teach your nephews and nieces and kids and little sibs to game. Be cool, too! Let those little guys grow and learn. Your own gaming experience will be so much better.

Sleepless in the Battle (A Guide to Staying Up)

There comes a time in every gamer’s life where they decide to throw sleep out the window and power through the wee hours of the morning playing and gaming for 24 hours or more. Maybe you decided to go to your buddy’s overnight gaming sesh or you’re heading to a con… or you signed up for Extra Life‘s 24-Hour Gaming Marathon to raise funds for Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals. I personally have done the latter. You can check out my page and support an amazing cause. It’ll be on Saturday, October 25, 2014, and I’ll be live-tweeting and streaming all day. More details below!

Whatever the rhyme or reason, you need to stay awake. Plenty of OG gamers already know what’s up. I’m sure they have a huge stash of Bawls mints, soda and energy drinks. But to prep you nice and thoroughly, I’m taking some tips from my former party girl days.

Eatin’

Small snacks are awesome. At my shindigs, we always had finger foods that were easy to munch on randomly. Don’t over-stuff yourself because your bod will have to spend hella energy digesting it, then you get the itis! Munch on fruits and veggies. Apples are a great addition to the food table. They help keep you up when you’re chewing and hella people like them. You can even eat chocolate! Ration that ish, though- you don’t want to crash from a sugar high or caffeine rush- it totes has caffeine. Caffeine is a great go-to, but some beezies don’t consume caffeine. So click that apple link if you need more proof that it’s a good substitute.

Hydrate!

Drink that water, fool- the colder the better! The temp will pep you up a bit. Energy drinks are emergency tools for me. If I’m in slump mode, then I’ll bust open a Monster or something. When I partied a lot, I would drink Red Lines, but I wouldn’t suggest those. The last time I drank a bunch of Red Line, I eloped in Vegas. Bad deal, dude. I mean… I don’t want to be crazy, I just want to be awake! If you don’t mind being dorky, then drink some fresh tea. Tea is for dorks… but it works.

Move

Get up and walk around the room, run to the bathroom, stroll outside or just stand up and stretch. You should fit in any of those every hour or so. A good 15 minute break every 3 hours should be good, but maybe do a 5 minute every hour when you’re getting into the red zone- which is around 20 hours of being awake. So, around 4 am – 7 am, you could add more breaks in. Hey, you can even dance! Hello, impromptu dance party? Unlikely, but still a good way to get that blood rushing.

Play

A lot of these things can be bypassed if you’re playing enough games- or even a game that is intense enough. Stay away from slow-moving games when it’s getting super late. I’d also avoid story-telling games when you’re in nod-off mode. It’d be like tellin’ a friggin’ bedtime story. Story-telling games would be pretty good with a bunch of people riding a sugar high, though. Fit a game that requires little strategy but a lot of action in between games that require a lot of strategy or brain power. Games like Resistance or Bang! may keep the interest of non-gamers.

Communicate

Talk to your buds, man! Laughter is an awesome way to stay alert. Joke around, mess around, have fun! That should be obvi, but there may be some quiet moments- so start a convo before peeps start noddin’. My friends are pretty good about catching me fall asleep. They try to be slick and ask me hella questions about my life… or maybe they’re trying to get my secrets when my guard is down! *shock* Try it on your peeps if you’re mining for info.

Deets

Oh, you like to watch? Well, look out for my xsplit account. I’ll be doing some live streaming for the fundraiser on Saturday. You can also head over to twitter and follow me for some more live action. @forplayblog Easy peezy! See you on Saturday!

Dolla, Dolla, Bills, Y’all (Corporate America Review)

Corporate America

I suck at these money grubbin’ games. I never, ever win them. Am I not suited for capitalism?! I’m a little bitter, but just a little.

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Ballin’, but not winnin’.

Corporate America is a political satire game where you are a business owner. There are 4 stages: Wall Street, Main Street, Campaign Trail and Capitol Hill. Wall Street allows you to buy businesses. You can decide to buy the same types of business (like energy, luxury, transportation, etc.) or you can have a variety. It depends on the cards you draw but you still have choices. Having the same types of businesses gets you synergy bonuses which can hella bump up profits BUT only if your business type gets chosen. In the Main Street phase, consumers are buying. That’s represented by cards being chosen on your turn. You flip a consumer card, then people with those businesses get paid out according to the allotment on their business card. People can bribe the turn taker to keep the card or even threaten… The person taking the turn can choose to help folks out, screw people over- it’s up to them! But it costs to flip additional cards over. You can take a risk in order to have options but keep in mind that the wealthiest person wins in the end. Money talks, bro.

The first time I got to play Corporate America was at DunDraCon with the creator of the game, Teale Fristoe– which I feel like should give me some edge, but it doesn’t. Even with my lose streak, I’m supes down for Corporate America. There’s something about trying to beat the system, you keep trying even though you keep failing. Never give up! My nongamers buds are always trying to bust this one out, maybe because they’re moneygrubbin’ bastards.

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My attempt at putting my fingers in many pies.

My typical game usually consists of me getting one type of business, everyone ganging up on me by making legislations that go against said type of business, and then never getting elected president. I pretend to bet a bunch of money in hopes that other people will spend all of theirs. I know, I know, my strategy isn’t very good. One twelve-year-old (because I apparently know many) told me that you “have to have your fingers in many pies.” That just sounds like sticky fingers to me, but I’ve also never won the game…

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Lay out yo legislation, yo.

Honestly, I think my cruel besties like to play with me because I get pissed. They’re really good at strategizing throughout this whole shebang. I’m just sitting there like, “GIVE ME AN EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE CARD!” Which, of course, I never get. Those can be pretty legit and are the only real advantage to being pres. Secret powers? Yeeesssssssss.

Even though I plan poorly, one of the things that keeps me coming back is that it’s super pretty- not like cutesy, just super well-made. The pieces, graphics and material are all hella legit. All of the pieces are high-quality- the cards, the money, the board itself. There’s even this little monument tracker! I’m a little bummed that I didn’t know about the Kickstarter when it was running, because you got a cool hat out of most of the pledges. Look, superficiality counts when you’re playing with noobies.

Corporate America allows 3-6 players so it’s cool for a mini get-together. I wouldn’t say it’s a rager, but boozin’ it up is simple. You must take a drink for additional consumer cards pulled during your turn (the first is free, but others, ya gotta pay up!). President has to take a shot once elected, plus all agreements/alliances must be sealed with a shot between all parties involved. You’ll see when you play.

This is just one of those games that ups your coolness factor when busted out. It’s smart, fun, and easy to understand. There’s plenty of room for underhandedness but it doesn’t have to be blatant. Politics, yo. If you’re a hipster, then you should definitely have this in your cabinet. That’s you, craft-beer-sipping-hiker-with-a-proclivity-towards-all-small-batch-produced-items-and-foods. I say this with love, because I have so much respect for this game. If you want legit gamer cred, throw out your Monopoly and add Corporate America to your stash.

Minutes
– THE econ game for your library
– Hipster-friendly
Sheisty
– Great for smarties
– Upper Crust quality